I am annoyed by the couple
across from me at the
coffee shop. The dude is
tattooed, muscular, with a
trendy buzz cut. He wears
worker clothes, but probably
works retail. She is blonde
and pretty with glasses and
wears too much makeup. They
are a beautiful couple. I
hate beautiful couples.
They’re done with their coffee-
and-sandwiches and are
touching each other
affectionately and making cute
couple talk. I want to
peek up from my notebook and
yell: GO FUCK ALREADY.